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[May. 11th, 2012|01:55 pm] |
when stuck in a rut:
decorate. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2012|08:14 am] |
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and you know that my black accent sounds like my german one. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2012|12:56 pm] |
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for the repeated last time, no i am not Cher and no i will not sing I Got You Babe if you light my cigarette. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|10:09 am] |
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find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll... feel jewish. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2012|08:58 am] |
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note to self: when buying clothes from china, "one size fits all" means one size fits all if you're a chink chinese. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|01:29 pm] |
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let's play a drinking game, called "i'm drunk, hide my phone book -- fast." |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|01:28 pm] |
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am i distant, or is it your realization that it's always been this way. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2012|08:17 pm] |
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i give you what i want to be buried with. |
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[Jan. 10th, 2012|08:16 pm] |
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googling my uncle's concentration camp number does not bring up my uncle. i want to call him and tell him this. i want to make an official complaint to google. |
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| Bambi |
[Jan. 7th, 2012|07:13 am] |
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eat 'chevreuil' first, image-google later. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2012|09:40 pm] |
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i'd push everyone else off the cliff so that when you came to choose a person to save, you wouldn't have to. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2012|09:38 pm] |
my diagnosis? is Lindsay.
i was fired from my job for saying otherwise. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2011|12:56 pm] |
list of inexplicable fears Pt1:
1. people walking on their knees.
2. whales.
3. the sound made by whales.
4. people walking on their knees coming towards me.
5. |
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[Dec. 25th, 2011|02:36 pm] |
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when my grandmother told me that my grandfather had fingers that were Russian and Roman. |
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[Dec. 24th, 2011|11:46 am] |
i dreamed that the people around me began developing an illness that made them speak only in Hebrew.
i have nothing poetic to add to this. |
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